blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

(via mecjan)

mecjan asked:
Ur the okayest thing since canned bread

mecjan:

14th2:

Ur the worst thing since 1933 king kongs special effects

This is cyberbullying

wingsunfurled:

Sometimes I think about how the human race is getting more attractive over time and then wonder if my inability to get a date is just natural selection.

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medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

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sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

(Source: ratgirlgang, via mecjan)

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove A Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. 

Via Distractify

(via blue-summer-sea)

  • 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
  • 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
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